my dad says he’s not gay but theres no proof that he’s ever had sex with a woman
You’re the proof
how am i the proof i would never have sex with my dad
on a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?
Lets keep reblogging this…..She needs to be home with her family…
BOOSTING! Her mom made the above post yesterday. This is going on right now.
I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T MATCH YOUR BLOG JUST PLEASE HELP OUT THEIR FAMILY
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT SNOOKI SHE WENT FROM THAT TO THAT U HAVE TO ADMIT IT’S PRETTY AMAZING OK
AND SHE DID IT IN A VERY HEALTHY WAY AND SHE HAD A BABY AND IS DOING VERY WELL FOR HERSELF SO YOU GO BABY!!!
HEALTHY WEIGHTLOSS INSPIRATION
Snooki looks freaking fantastic. And she’s doing so much better for herself. She should be blasted all over the media for her awesomness.
No matter where we go, the hairdressers always manage to talk her out of the haircut she wants. They say things like “Oh but you’re a girl! This is a boy’s haircut!” and “How about I cut it to here then you can tell me if you like it like that” and, “You don’t really want this do you? Don’t you like this better?”
And the poor thing, she’s so polite, so she just smiles and nods and lets herself get talked around, even though as soon as we leave she’s tugging on my hem telling me she wanted it shorter than that and how it’s “a lovely haircut but it looks a bit funny on my head”.
Last night she said to me, “Mummy, my hair is getting berry long. May I please have a haircut?”
How could I say no to that, right? So I told her we could go tomorrow, playing over in my head what I would say and how to best stamp out the hesitation that was sure to come. Then she said to me, “But I want you to do it.”
As a teenager I’d given myself many a bathroom ‘do, from layers to reverse mullet, yes, even a “scene” mullet once or twice (we all make mistakes), and nobody could ever tell I’d done it myself. So I threw caution to the wind and popped her in her sister’s high chair, took out the scissors and clips, and set to work.
After that experience I have the highest level of respect for hairdressers who have to shear the heads of fidgety kids. My back ached, my knuckle was bleeding (apparently “don’t move your head” means “shake your head all about” in kid speak), and I got hair everywhere, but when she looked in the mirror her face was priceless.
"Oh! Oh my god! It’s my boy’s haircut!” she exclaimed with glee. “I love it! It’s berry lovely. Oh I look so awesome!”
That you do, little one. If you’re happy, I’m happy.
Mabel’s best (imaginary) friend is named Mally. I feel like even though she’s never met this perfect girl, she gets it. Malorie is great and amazing and I love her.
I cant love this enough.
this is how parenting is done
LOOK AT THAT FACE
Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt
You are NOT supposed to bleed
If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.
This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.
I just really want women to know this.